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Possibly amusing background:

My jeans are loose enough that I use a belt when I'm out of the house (yay medication side effects helping me lose weight, heh). Inside the house, however, I tend to wander around with the belt undone and gradually working its way out of the loops (though I have yet to reach Homer Simpson-esque levels and snap it out with a whipcrack noise). Thus this morning, as I toddled into the bathroom to take care of the usual morning things, my belt was out of two loops and hanging down behind me in a long tail... as I discovered when I sat down.

Me: Augh! I just dipped my belt in the loo!

Hubby: Ew! Do you have a spare?

Me: ...no. (;_;) *wash wipe wipe rinse wipe sniff wipe* At least I realised before I peed on it.

Hubby: Yeah. You know, that sounds hilarious. "Oh man, I totally peed on my belt." You know it means something bad, like "who peed in your cornflakes?". And people would overhear you and be like "Wow, haven't heard that one before, what's that a euphemism for?" "I dunno man, but it sounds AWESOME."

Me: *snicker*

Hubby: Three weeks from now Tom Cruise is on a daytime talk show being asked how he feels about his impending divorce. "It's like I peed on my belt, you know?"

Me: *ROFL!* I'm so putting this on Livejournal.

Hubby: For us it's a Livejournal post, for Alanis Morissette it's a new song. "Isn't it ironic? It's like I peeeeeed... on my be-he-hellllllt..."

[Insert five minutes of two people, giggling hysterically, trying to come up with lyrics that will actually scan to that tune. XD]



I CHALLENGE PEOPLE TO USE THIS SIMILE. Don't explain it, just use it and see if it catches on. I totally want to see a news clip soundbite of Tom Cruise saying it to Ellen or something. 8D

Date: 2012-07-02 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com
dear gods that's FUNNY!!!

Date: 2012-07-03 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
*heehee* Glad to amuse! :3

Date: 2012-07-02 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cailamaia.livejournal.com
I can't decide whether that's hilarious awesome or just odd.

Date: 2012-07-03 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
I'm voting for "both", personally. :P

Date: 2012-07-02 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draconayzia.livejournal.com
That little line inspired and epic spit-take. I now have a POed cat covered in Coke. Whoops!

yeah, do that song thing, then write a fic. it's pure Duo. ; )

Date: 2012-07-03 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
Eep! I apologise to your cat! *passes catnip*

...it'd fit in Warped Mirrors quite nicely, really... XD

Date: 2012-07-03 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amatsubu.livejournal.com
I'm SO taking your challenge and will let you know what happens when I do....*LOL*

Date: 2012-07-04 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
*cackle* Awesome! :D

Date: 2012-07-04 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-no-kitsune.livejournal.com
Challenge accepted. XD Part of me wonders if this is how all odd sayings start. Only this morning I was extremely bored and said " If boredom is the sign of an idle mind, then you can dub mine Billy" which is something my grandfather used to say. I now have something new to confuse people with.
and I don't even WEAR a belt!

Date: 2012-07-04 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
Not wearing a belt just makes it EVEN BETTER! XD

Date: 2012-07-04 07:28 am (UTC)

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