Oh, you crazy Allies...

[melredcap]

The other night, while levelling a toon through the Alliance side of Howling Fjord, I whispered a friend and told him that Allies get the better quests. I mean, none of my Horde toons ever got to sic a trained hawk on turkeys.

Today, on a different Ally toon, still in Westfall, I got proof that while Allies may get fun quests, they also get dumb NPCs.



Hey, Mama Celeste? I got those coyote tails and piles of dirt you wanted. You're planning to bake a pie? Really? 'Cause the coyotes have meat, too, I got some of that, d'you want-- no? Okay. Coyote meat isn't to everyone's taste, I guess. Still, there's these pigs out here too, they have some pretty tasty-- no? Uh-huh. How about eggs from the-- no?

Just dirt and coyote tails, huh?

Oooooh-kay. You have fun, there. No, really, I'm fine, you can keep my share of the pie.

Comments

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

XD Wow, that's... wooow. Dirt and coyote tails? *snerks*

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

Also, Mama Celeste being barefoot while holding the GIANT CLEAVER 'O DOOM is kind of amusing. XD

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... needs a discrete blood spatter going up across her outfit, just to sell the effect. Nothing over the top, just a kind of "interrupted work" sort of thing.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

...and she's in her kitchen. *cough* XD

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeah. There are all these starving humans in Westfall, so desperate for something to eat that they're eating dirt and fur... while they're surrounded by pigs and other totally edible animals. /facepalm