Oh, you crazy Allies...
Feb. 13th, 2012 11:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
melredcapThe other night, while levelling a toon through the Alliance side of Howling Fjord, I whispered a friend and told him that Allies get the better quests. I mean, none of my Horde toons ever got to sic a trained hawk on turkeys.
Today, on a different Ally toon, still in Westfall, I got proof that while Allies may get fun quests, they also get dumb NPCs.
Hey, Mama Celeste? I got those coyote tails and piles of dirt you wanted. You're planning to bake a pie? Really? 'Cause the coyotes have meat, too, I got some of that, d'you want-- no? Okay. Coyote meat isn't to everyone's taste, I guess. Still, there's these pigs out here too, they have some pretty tasty-- no? Uh-huh. How about eggs from the-- no?
Just dirt and coyote tails, huh?
Oooooh-kay. You have fun, there. No, really, I'm fine, you can keep my share of the pie.
Today, on a different Ally toon, still in Westfall, I got proof that while Allies may get fun quests, they also get dumb NPCs.
Hey, Mama Celeste? I got those coyote tails and piles of dirt you wanted. You're planning to bake a pie? Really? 'Cause the coyotes have meat, too, I got some of that, d'you want-- no? Okay. Coyote meat isn't to everyone's taste, I guess. Still, there's these pigs out here too, they have some pretty tasty-- no? Uh-huh. How about eggs from the-- no?
Just dirt and coyote tails, huh?
Oooooh-kay. You have fun, there. No, really, I'm fine, you can keep my share of the pie.
