How To Fix the Horde and Alliance

Norcumi and I have got it allll figured out. We're not the first to come up with some parts of this idea, but I think we've refined it nicely. >:3

You see, the main problem with the Horde and Alliance in World of Warcraft is, basically, Varian Wrynn and Garrosh Hellscream suck. Varian is a trigger-tempered racist who has had a huge statue of himself built in Stormwind while a quarter of the city still lies in ruins and Westfall is full of starving refugees. Garrosh is a trigger-tempered racist who sort-of-accidentally killed one of the most respected Horde racial leaders, considers non-orcs unworthy to live in Orgrimmar, and is a complete military idiot. (Play through the starter quests for Twilight Highlands if you don't believe me.)

So we were playing WoW one day, chatting back and forth as I ran around playing my new human mage Valentinian. His personality is kind of dark and cynical, and something I said 'in character' sparked off this conversation:

( Cut to save your friends lists and to hide some, ahem, rude ideas. And ninja pandas. )