Budgie pr0n!
Nov. 17th, 2008 09:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
melredcapCan you spay budgies?!?
We've had a pair of budgies for ages. We'd pretty much given up on them ever breeding... I mean, the female budgie flirts with Flambe the lorikeet, fercryingoutloud, and the male has a perverted relationship with his shiny bell that involves him sticking his head inside it and singing to the echo. They're confused.
So why have the feathery little beggars picked tonight to finally get it on!?!?
It's noisy as heck! Chirp chirp chirp RAAK RAAK RAAK chirp chirp chirp RAAK RAAK RAAK, and that was just when he was sidling up to her and 'whispering' sweet nothings into her beak. And then they decided to actually go for it, with accompanying RARGLE RARGLE RARGLE noises... but he's bigger and heavier than her, so she lost her grip on the perch and sort of swiveled around it backwards, and he fell off. Then there was ten minutes of loud CHIRP CHIRP CROODLE TWIRP CHIRP CROODLE as he followed her around the perches, trying to persuade her to let him have another go. Now they're sitting at opposite ends of the cage, bitching at each other in Budgie.
I'm trying to finish an essay here people! Get a-- get a different room!
(P.S. Yes, this is the same essay I was writing back at the beginning of this month. I have to resubmit. It's due TOMORROW. I can't concentrate because of loud budgie foreplay going on six feet away!)
We've had a pair of budgies for ages. We'd pretty much given up on them ever breeding... I mean, the female budgie flirts with Flambe the lorikeet, fercryingoutloud, and the male has a perverted relationship with his shiny bell that involves him sticking his head inside it and singing to the echo. They're confused.
So why have the feathery little beggars picked tonight to finally get it on!?!?
It's noisy as heck! Chirp chirp chirp RAAK RAAK RAAK chirp chirp chirp RAAK RAAK RAAK, and that was just when he was sidling up to her and 'whispering' sweet nothings into her beak. And then they decided to actually go for it, with accompanying RARGLE RARGLE RARGLE noises... but he's bigger and heavier than her, so she lost her grip on the perch and sort of swiveled around it backwards, and he fell off. Then there was ten minutes of loud CHIRP CHIRP CROODLE TWIRP CHIRP CROODLE as he followed her around the perches, trying to persuade her to let him have another go. Now they're sitting at opposite ends of the cage, bitching at each other in Budgie.
I'm trying to finish an essay here people! Get a-- get a different room!
(P.S. Yes, this is the same essay I was writing back at the beginning of this month. I have to resubmit. It's due TOMORROW. I can't concentrate because of loud budgie foreplay going on six feet away!)
