Kitten question!
Jul. 6th, 2012 06:38 pmIf you somehow obtain a three-week-old kitten (were given it, bought it, stole it, whatever), what do you think is an appropriate thing to do?
A) OMG TINY KITTEN crap, poor thing is too young to be taken from its mother, I must whisk it away to someone who knows how to care for it!
B) YAY KITTEN I shall love it and squeeze it and subjugate it to my every whim and call it George!
C) AHAHAHA LET'S PLAY BALL! *throw!*
A couple of idiot highschoolers picked "C" recently. Thankfully their admin staff saw them, got the kitten away from them (had to pay!) and picked "A", which is why my friend Ruth (she of the awesome kitten-fostering) is currently looking after said tiny fluffy creature. Kitten is doing quite well and has a guaranteed home waiting for her, because her rescuers have already put themselves down to adopt her.
Yay for happy endings; boo and expletives to the f*ckers who make them necessary.
A) OMG TINY KITTEN crap, poor thing is too young to be taken from its mother, I must whisk it away to someone who knows how to care for it!
B) YAY KITTEN I shall love it and squeeze it and subjugate it to my every whim and call it George!
C) AHAHAHA LET'S PLAY BALL! *throw!*
A couple of idiot highschoolers picked "C" recently. Thankfully their admin staff saw them, got the kitten away from them (had to pay!) and picked "A", which is why my friend Ruth (she of the awesome kitten-fostering) is currently looking after said tiny fluffy creature. Kitten is doing quite well and has a guaranteed home waiting for her, because her rescuers have already put themselves down to adopt her.
Yay for happy endings; boo and expletives to the f*ckers who make them necessary.